 |
| How Sean sees himself. |
Sometimes I wonder how it's possible that Sean Von Gorman gets anything done while tweeting all day. Yet I know he has a job and he has a family. He also chains himself to street lamps and escapes from strait jackets pretty much everywhere they let him.
I made an offhand remark about the very idea that you are about to read and voila! We decided, "Hey! Let's do this and see what happens!"
We want art submissions of What @VonGormanArt Does When He Is Not Tweeting and the sky is the limit when it comes to ideas.
You can draw us a picture and simply send it in. Or you can draw a sketch on a napkin, take a picture of the napkin and send THAT in. And If you're feeling particularly ambitious, we're open to any and all kinds of visual media. That's sculpture, painting, video, etc.
EXAMPLES YOU SAY?
Maybe he transforms into a gaseous entity and drifts off into the ether to shoot dice with the cherubim. Possibly!
Or maybe Sean scrabbles away to the dark realms of the underground mole men, biding his time until the inevitable revolution where "his people" rise up on rat-back to reclaim the horrid "over-world!" Maybe!
Or maybe it's even something as minute as feeding mutant pigeon-rhinos or sleeping in a giant chair made of porcupines. I mean, come on, the possibilities are limitless and
look at the guy!
 |
| You bore me with your puny existence. |
AND WHY EXACTLY SHOULD WE DRAW THIS...THIS...
Vagrant moron?
YES!
Why, for bragging rights of course! And prizes!
FIRST PRIZE - A $25 gift certificate to Amazon.com OR $25 in cash OR a ($25) plastic giftcard of your choice mailed to you by the one and only Sean Von Gorman.
SECOND PRIZE - Same as above but $15.
THIRD PRIZE - Same as above but $10.
As with any contest, you have a right to complain about these prizes. This is the internet, after all. But think of what you can buy! Some of these maybe? Or maybe you have to babysit. Entertain the kids by putting this sweet thing on your sweet face (note: it also comes in unicorns).
HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE?
You have till June 29, 2012. After that we'll post all the submissions on this blogthing for everyone to see.
I'M DONE. WHERE DO I SEND IT IN?
You're not done. You haven't even started. Besides, we're poorly organized. But we'll get there.
Seriously though, just go to the submission information.
HOW WILL YOU DECIDE THE WINNERS?
Boy, you ask a lot of questions.
As with any art contest, it's not just about the winners. With all of the excellence we are about to receive from your creative minds and hearts, everyone's a winner! And pandas!
